Order by Dec 15 to ensure a prompt holiday delivery!

Marin DILF - Coffee/Tea

Size Guide
  • Carpe Diem, Daddy. Carpe Diem!

    Are you an adventurous soul who loves the great outdoors, feels alive with nature, and can usually find a bit of dirt beneath the nails? Is your weekend spent biking across the Golden Gate Bridge wearing your fitted biking shorts with your baby strapped to your chest; cars narrowly avoiding each other as they catch yet a fleeting glance of your rugged manliness?

    Well we have created a tea for YOU. So whether you're a DILF, a DILF-in-training, or just a fan of one; like it's name this tea will get your heart racing. The four different types of caffeine is blended in a new sexy and daring way: Fresh and grassy Kuki Cha, uncrushed coffee bean, roasted cacao, and Yerba Mate (if you know what I mean)...

    Can you handle it?

  • Coffee/Tea Brewing

    Bring water to an almost boil

    1.5 tsp per cup of tea

    Let steep 2-3 minutes

    Coffee notes strengthen the longer you brew

  • Fill your cup with some Cold Brewed DILF (8oz, not 8”)
    Add 1 Shot of Gin
    Slice up some fresh Cucumber for taste and subtle innuendo
    Add Simple Syrup if you’d like

Related Items

T-WE TEA Size Chart
T-WE Size Chart, Tin 20-25 servings, Refill for Tin 20-25 Servings, Bulk Empty Tin, 8oz 75 servings, 16oz 150 Servings.