Like, oh my gawd. We are SO much cooler than you.
Madame Morocco- is the original bitch with all the best gossip. Her favorite color is pink, because pink is awesome. She's supes diverse too, and likes to be brewed either hot OR cold. But only on Tuesdays.
Cougar Tranquilizer- don't be fooled by her affinity towards dating the freshmen. Or her eccentric choice in languages she thinks she knows. Cougar is the sweetest of the girls and also the prettiest.
Grumpy Dinosaur- is sweet and sharp. She can speak (do accents of) nineteen different languages. When it rains, Grumpy Dinosaur can read minds. Or so she thinks...
YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!!!